I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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