Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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