Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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