first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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