do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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