wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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