You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
