just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
