You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She said her name was "party"
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Randomize
