wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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