Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I deserve this hangover.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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