i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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