Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Randomize