grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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