Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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