thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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