Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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