so let's talk penis.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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