yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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