is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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