i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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