He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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