I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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