Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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