I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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