Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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