weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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