he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
