Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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