at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Houston, we have a squirter
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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