Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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