she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i out mim tonsoeep
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