i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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