Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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