i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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