are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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