There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
