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New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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