I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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