Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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