I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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