Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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