I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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