you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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