Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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