My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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