if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Randomize
