Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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