Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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