Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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