he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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